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bisexualr2d2:

SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.

It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms

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just-shower-thoughts:

Plastics bags: the urban tumbleweeds

butt-grab:

you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first

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jacksepticeyegifs:

Jacks tweets make me chuckle

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sauvamente:

Okay but brand?

@sauvamente nunude_official on insta

God bless and thank you

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uwusnavi:

Shoutout to the people who are traumatized by an event that didn’t bother them at first
By something that they didn’t realize hurt them
By something that happened when they were young and naive and didn’t know what to do so they forced the memory out of their head
By something that only started affecting them recently
You are valid and I love you

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banshees:

the Gaming keys……….do t even think about looking at this post if ur not a gamer

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

W for “wupwards”

a is for “am going left”

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thegetty:

The story behind The Laundress.

This is so good. -Emily

I find that hard to reconcile with how 18th century dresses had boobs practically hanging out of them. Maybe the chest wasn’t as sexualized as the ankles were back then…

I have a dim memory from back in high school… I think someone once told me that breasts were no big deal back in corsetry-and-necklines-down-to-there days, they were considered a food source for children and that’s it.

But ANKLES. Oh, GOD. ANKLES. The ANKLE was connected to the LEG, which connected to THIGHS, which hid a woman’s SECRET FLOWER. The ankle was the gateway to the secret flower, so it was considered quite a stirring sight!

I have never considered that “leg bone connected to the ankle bone” song as a sexy tune before but

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cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

Someone else might have needed it more

This happens. :(

Bear in mind that ambulance companies aren’t diverting EMTs away from a heart attack or traumatic amputation to answer your call.  They’re much more likely to be diverting EMTs from:

• Sitting in an ambulance station or a random parking lot playing Words With Friends and/or developing elaborate company-wide romantic intrigues
  
• Sitting in a hospital EMS room doing giant stacks of paperwork no one will ever read while trying to make dinner entirely out of saltines and condiments
• Routine transports of people who have to travel by stretcher, who maybe are not happy to be late, but are hardly going to die from it
• Transports which are technically emergencies, but are stuff like vomiting or a sprained ankle where the urgency factor is more like “yeah, you should get that seen” than like “STAT CODE RED CODE BLUE CODE POLKA DOT STAT STAT STAT.”
  

So if you think you might need an ambulance, call one.  You are not going to single-handedly take down the EMS system by daring to use it.

I’m reblogging it but I would be that person wondering “Do I need this enough” until I died.

I have legitimately done this. Please, take care of yourselves.

Furthermore, guys, we have dispatch. Dispatch makes sure that we’re all where we need to be, so you’re not taking an ambulance away from someone who “needs it more.” 

Let dispatch worry if an ambulance needs to be somewhere else. You just worry about taking care of yourself.

Also if you’re in the U.K. and are wondering whether it is actually an emergency call 111 its an alternative number and the people on the line /will/ know whether you need an ambulance or not l, and if not can direct you to the best place for you to go

http://www.nhs.uk/NHSEngland/AboutNHSservices/Emergencyandurgentcareservices/Pages/NHS-111.aspx

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homojabi:

What if when straight girls said they wanted a “gay best friend” they meant they wanted to befriend that girl in their class who came out as a lesbian that all the other girls stopped inviting to sleepovers and stopping dressing in the locker room around instead of meaning that they want to stereotype and fetishize gay men and use them as their own personal accessory and basically just be all around ridiculously homophobic?

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moanas:

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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usbdongle:

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

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overbutts:

Tracer and Emily

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sizvideos:

Discover Livia, the off switch for menstrual pain. Get more information here

Omg I need this!!!!!

Gimme

This is just a compact TENS unit.

You can get decent, compact, TENS units on Amazon much cheaper than they’re asking here. Sure it might not be cute, but it’s cheap and honestly the cute factor is just an excuse to slap the pink tax on.

It is so important to me that you guys know this is just a TENS unit. Don’t go paying twice or three times the amount just because its little blue and has purple flowers. Like you can slap some flowers on your electrode pads if you need to. 

^important

Yes, this is practically a TENS unit; and despite these TENS unit being around for many years now, many still don’t know about them and their uses/benefits! 

They are not only great for menstrual cramps, they are also great for dealing with chronic pain, stress, muscle soreness/aches, etc! You should be able to find a TENS unit at your local pharmacy for around a price mark of $30, or even online for 20 or so dollars on amazon :~) 

Lovelies, per their own page, it’s going to retail at $149 USD when it comes out in October 2016.

A thirty second Google search found a generic TENS Unit at CVS pharmacy for… Dun da dun! $30 USD. Available *gasp* now.

Please, for the love of little green monkeys, do not pay 5x market value for the pink tax when you’re not even going to be looking at the thing when it’s in use!

exposed!

i love tumblr

I never knew this, this will help so much omg

Does this work for ovary cyst pain?

Speaking as someone with PCOS who uses my TENS unit for exactly that kind of pain, yes indeedy-doo!

Also they’re available at Walmart too. Pharmacy section, either with the Tylenol and Advil or by the braces and supports.

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